There are only so many hours in a day, and only so many times the humans will open the door for me to go outside before I have to start barking orders at them to do so. Sometimes I wonder if they realize the importance of properly protecting the house and yard. What if a squirrel or a rabbit or a turkey infiltrates the property? Clearly they are trying to take over! There was a whole flock of those feathered thugs outside the other day, there had to be at least 7, and I was forced to sit inside on my bench, unable to do anything about the takeover. But I made enough noise and threats from my perch to make them think twice. Sure enough they turned around and retreated with their tails between their legs.
The absolute worst are the loud silver birds that don't even flap their wings. I think the humans call them planes? In any case, I'm positive they wish to land and make their nests here. But this is my territory- I've already peed on everything to claim it as my own, and do it again everyday. If they think they can mess with me, they better watch out because I WILL take my nice collar off to sink my teeth into their shiny thieving backsides. However they seem to be a bit more active in the summer so I will keep it classy while my humans and I aren't being threatened. You can't let anyone walk all over you though, be it man or beast. Stand your ground and bear your teeth when you must.
<3 Sassy
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