As I was licking myself on the couch yesterday, I had an
epiphany: I should write a f***ing blog.
I
wonder how many dogs think that daily, noses buried in their groins. But I, Sassafras Wassmus-Brown, will be the
first to act upon it! I’m a pioneer for all canine-kind! I am beautiful and
majestic and a Sassy Bitch.
Unfortunately
for you all, I have no phalanges or thumbs.
But not to fear! My faithful human has offered herself as my scribe. She’s a good human. I should get her more treats… I’ll find
something in the trash for her later. I
believe she likes tissues. Anywho, I
will begin updating regularly once I’ve finished designing the site. So, sit. Stay. Wait for more.
Ciao!
Sassy
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